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Peak perps humor right here 💀 Hyperliquid still rules the perps market, but $HYPE bulls are facing trouble. Dominating the whole scene while the token holders sweat is tough.

Geopolitics acting as on-chain support is wild 💀 Trump's Iran strike threat is reportedly keeping $BTC above its $80,000 cost basis. Not the bounce catalyst I had on my bingo card, but my bids aren't complaining.

Electric bills must be wild right now 🔌 Bitcoin mining power rebounded back above one zettahash. Good to see $BTC hashrate putting in more work than my limit orders.

Because normal crypto volatility clearly wasn't stressful enough 😂 The SEC just approved leveraged $BTC and $ETH funds for trading. My liquidation notifications are going to need their own zip code.

Man, I wish my balance sheet ran on this logic 😂 Trump just proclaimed that tariffs don't cause inflation, they cause wealth, but data from Federal Reserve economists shows otherwise. Would love to see that formula on a chart.

Pure insanity on the shipping tape 💀 Moving crude from the U.S. Gulf Coast to China soared to $80 million earlier this month thanks to the Iran war—ten times the average rate that held for years. Rates eased back to about $60 million, but that route is brutal.

Grouping these together is pure comedy 😭 Tesla and SpaceX are sitting on 30,221 $BTC while Remittix plans to cut supply 20%. One giant whale flex versus token burning gymnastics. My spot bids are staying put.

Classic election year playbook right here 😭 Trump lifts 50% tariffs on Canadian goods ahead of U.S. midterms elections. Does this give the tape a relief bounce, or are you fading it?

TradFi panicked the second crypto touched their turf 😭 Wells Fargo and five others objected to OKX-ICE tokenized stock listings, with 22 companies filing objections as of Friday under the SEC innovation exemption. Are the big banks actually terrified of on-chain trading?

Nobody loves crashing the party quite like Arthur Hayes 😂 He’s warning that $HYPE could underperform $ETH and $ZEC. Are you actually trimming your bag or ignoring the warning?

Leave it to crypto to decide standard returns are boring, so Remittix Earn is setting up an upcoming launch with up to 22% APY right as JPMorgan’s Bitcoin return forecast puts the spotlight on $BTC 😭

Wild watching the endless crypto debate pop off while Bitcoin Association refuses to flinch 😂 Legis1 reported their lobbying holds steady right through it. Absolutely unbothered $BTC